TAKE YOUR SHOT, ASSUME THE RISK - AND KNOW THAT I’M NOT BLUFFING
August 30th, 2008The Boston Tea Party of Florida, on behalf of this campaign, turned in its presidential petition to the Florida Secretary of State on Friday. It contains the required 27 electors and a slew of alternates.
So we will be on the ballot, despite what I expect could be some mischief. I want to address that as clearly and succinctly as possible.
It has come to our attention that there might be a move afoot to challenge our list of electors, through a process which may, I said MAY, include the coercion, confusion, harassment, and/or intimidation of these electors through, among other things, communicating whatever misinformation they have to.
We have uncovered the name of one individual who was associated with a previous attempt to do this to another party in Florida, and possibly other states, and we are looking into it. In addition to that, the name of someone else, known to many of you, has surfaced in connection with that effort. We strongly suspect that there is going to be an organized “campaign,” if you will, to knock specific parties off the ballot in the Sunshine State.
So we have taken certain safeguards to make sure that if this kind of activity is implemented, we will know as much as possible about it. Toward that end, selected members of the electors list have been asked to record the phone calls, if they do indeed get them. They will, in accordance with Florida law, inform the caller that the conversation is being recorded, and will proceed to ask the caller who he or she is, which number they are calling from, and for what purpose. On a one-by-one basis, they will also inquire as to which political party the call is being made on behalf of, whether it be the Republican Party, the Democratic Party, etc., etc., all the way down the line.
Those who will not be recording the calls have been asked to take copious notes, and will ask the same questions. If possible, they are going to take the caller’s name and phone number and do a call-back, just to make sure the information given to them is legitimate. All of this will be recorded, whether by wire or by hand, and will be cross-checked against a general public database, a political donor database, and will naturally be Googled as well.
Of course, each of the electors we have lined up for this exercise has been told that they have no obligation to talk to anybody whatsoever, aside from perhaps the Secretary of State’s office, if they are not so inclined.
But those who do will take the information they have gathered, and if it is determined that there is even the slightest hint of anything improper, affidavits will be taken, and the information will be turned over to the Secretary of State, the Attorney General of Florida, the Department of Justice and the FBI.
But I’m not finished.
The political party which initiated the action will also find their electors challenged, and then some, and I’m not even going to clue you into the kind of unpleasant surprises I’m going to come up with in conjunction with that.
Except maybe one. As I mentioned at the top, we have uncovered one prominent name in association with an effort to do this to another party. This person has also indicated a disdain for the Boston Tea Party in the past, and a desire for there to be limited choices on the Florida ballot this November If that happens to be the case - and there is enough reason to believe right now that it is - or in fact, if ANY effort is made to actually knock this party (the BTP) off the Florida ballot that involves this particular person, either directly or indirectly. that individual will become the subject of an investigative report, as comprehensive as myself and my “team” can possibly make it, that will be written and published and will make somebody’s head spin, I can guaran-f**king-tee you, We have a supporter here in Florida who is a private investigator, and who has suggested he would be happy to donate some of his services in this regard.
In the past, however, I have hardly needed any of that. If you’ve got any smart-ass ideas, and you’re not familiar with me, I would suggest you GET familiar with me. I made something of a mini-career out of exposing “sacred cows” who in reality turned out to be phony, two-faced and hypocritical. I spent quite a bit of time in the boxing business, which, believe me, has a lot rougher crowd than this one, and later wrote extensively about it; just go ask some people in that industry, including plenty of regulators, what it means to be “Charles Jay-ed.” Go ahead - call the administrators of the three most important athletic commissions in this country - Keith Kizer of Nevada, Armando Garcia of California and Nick Lembo of New Jersey - all public officials, all appointed by their respective governors.
And then ask them if I’m likely to be bluffing.
This ain’t April 1st, my friends.
Believe me, in this case, in terms of e-mails, personal testimony and other materials, I’ve started with a lot less than I’ve got at my disposal at this very moment.
Why would I do this? Well, it’s not because I want to hurt anybody out of hand. And it isn’t because I am worried about our electors or FOR our electors. No, it’s because if you’re going to speak out fervently for ballot access in public, and then turn around in private and act to obstruct ballot access in a sneaky, backroom fashion. going out of your way to KNOCK PARTIES OFF the ballot, you are not only a hypocrite, but you are engineering a manipulation of something that is precious to me, and to others reading this - the choices voters have among constitutionally-qualified, ballot-qualified candidates in an election.
And by doing so, you are walking squarely into my wheel house, baby.
I guess I’m funny like that. People are kind of funny, too. You know, I’m not sure how much publicity and/or press I’m going to get for myself over the rest of the campaign. But I DO know that people love to read about phony, duplicitous sleazebags. As such, I think I can make this kind of person a “star” of sorts. This investigative report could be as extensive as 10 or 12 parts, but for the sake of as much consolidation as possible I may bring it down to six chapters, a “big six,” if you will. Then again, maybe I could stretch it out to 20. Who knows? But whatever the duration, the pieces wouldn’t even be posted on my campaign website.
Instead, in addition to a separate press release that will go out with each installment, I’ve got a couple of kids standing by in India who, for about $50, will submit each story, MANUALLY, to about 250 article directories. This will create thousands of “backlinks” that are almost sure to, sooner or later, splatter my by-lined material all over Page One of any Google search on this particular “subject.”
Don’t you just love outsourcing?
Best of all, by exposing wolves in sheep’s clothing, we are performing the kind of public service - sticking up LEGITIMATELY for ballot access - that should be a fundamental part of any third-party campaign.
So for those who might be contemplating playing games with me, the Boston Tea Party, and voters’ choices, hey, it’s your prerogative, I suppose. But you can bet your bottom dollar on one thing - when the dust settles, I am going to be sitting here holding a huge chunk of someone’s reputation - without one trace of libel - and I’m going to stuff it right into my trash compactor without batting an eye.
Because you see, other people might be impressed, but I really couldn’t give two shits about the phony reputations of hypocrites.
Go ahead, make my YEAR.
And ruin yours at the same time.






